Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
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Tomorrow starts my summer-long nannying job with my 6 year old cousin, Ella. Let it be known that I am not, nor have I ever been the babysitting type. But my aunt really needs me to babysit seeing as they know very few people because they moved here from Indiana recently. One other minor detail - Ella is not the best behaved little girl. Spoiled and bratty generally come to mind. It’s not her fault though. So I’m going to try and document the adventures we have this summer. Maybe I’ll help her become a better person. Maybe I’ll teach her some things about life. Maybe she’ll teach me some things about life.
Goodbye Season 37 of Saturday Night Live
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